User:Derpdart56/What Wikipedia definitely isn't
This is a comedic essay/list thingy. Feel free to add your own!
Wikipedia isn't a loaf of bread[change | change source]
It will not come prepackaged.
Wikipedia is not any of these Jojo things[change | change source]
Stands[change | change source]
It won't yell "ORA" when it punches you.
The Arrow[change | change source]
You will never reach the truth.
Josuke[change | change source]
It won't insult your weird hair- wait there's someone at my door.
Simple Wikipedia is not a video game.[change | change source]
Wikipedia isn't Discord[change | change source]
Don't ping mods every hour.
Wikipedia isn't an advertisment[change | change source]
Wikipedia Is A Free Encyclopedia That Any One Can Edit Join Now at Wikipedia.org
Wikipedia shouldn't be vandalized[change | change source]
Actually, this is A GARjfdjsljlfjfasjkljklf poop
Wikipedia is a Website on The Internet.[change | change source]
This page about Wikigeography can be expanded. Click here to edit.
Wikipedia doenst hav tyopes.[change | change source]
Because poor literacy is... having to re-edit your page.
Wikipedia is not complete[change | change source]
It never will be....
Wikipedia is not... A place... For... Cliff... Hang... Ers....[change | change source]
yes....
Wikipedia is not a place for improperly formatted titles.
Wait what?
Wikipedia is not Roblox[change | change source]
WHERE'S MY WIKIBUCKS
Wikipedia is not a place for sponsors.[change | change source]
SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, THE FREE PVP AND PVE RPG WITH AN EPIC STORYLINE AND BOSSES PLAY RAID NOW AND GET 50K FREE SILVER AND A FREE CHAMPION THAT'S RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, SEE YOU THERE!
Wikipedia is not r/dankmemes[change | change source]
But thanks for the gold anyway stranger
Wikipedia is not Twinkle, warning templates or CheznwBot[change | change source]
November 2020[change | change source]
Warning! You are doing a bad joke. This is your 2nd warning.
Wikipedia is not[change | change source]
A separated joke.
Wikipedia is not any of these[change | change source]
Among Us[change | change source]
Who's the Impostor?
Fortnite[change | change source]
Galactus won't come to eat the wiki.
Minecraft[change | change source]
Your sword has broken, craft a new one to fight vandals.
Wikipedia is not:[change | change source]
A Bear[change | change source]
It isn't?
Free Credit Report Services[change | change source]
W-I-K-I, That spells wiki...
/b/[change | change source]
We won't capture any flags.
Wikipedia is not The Foundation[change | change source]
Article number: SCP-9999
Object Class: Safe?
Special Containment: None
SCP-9999 is a free encyclopedia service titled "Wikipedia".
Wikipedia is not hyperrealistic[change | change source]
HE EDITED MY ARTICLE WITH HYPER REALISTIC HANDS AND TEXT AND I SAW IT WITH HYPER REALISTIC EYES
Wikipedia is not a bad creepypasta[change | change source]
He entered the room and edited articles, not noticing behind him that Wikipedia had killed him...
Wikipedia isn't any of these really spooky things[change | change source]
FNaF[change | change source]
Survive all five nights!
Slenderman[change | change source]
piano player passes out
Lavender Town[change | change source]
Someone call the ghostbusters!
Wikipedia is not any of these popular things[change | change source]
Fortnite, again[change | change source]
c u b e
Amogus[change | change source]
When the impostor is sus! O_O
A tree[change | change source]
We don't produce oxygen.
Wikipedia isn't any of these memes/popular games[change | change source]
Big Chungus[change | change source]
Somehow canonized.
Friday Night Funkin'[change | change source]
beep
Wikipedia is not COVID-19[change | change source]
We are pretty infectious with knowledge though.